once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)
shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
420 praise the lord